• Grow a ponytail and beard.
  • Win an argument in Vim Vs Emacs.
  • Achieve lifetime coding/hackthon attendence count: 3141
  • Selfie with dhh.
  • Create at least three JavaScript frameworks.
  • A custom bash theme.
  • Complete a marathon.
    • Or at least half-marathon.
  • Go vegan, at least socially.
  • Grow weed.
  • Get RTed by Startup L Jackson.
  • Write at least 7 posts bashing Java.
  • Top post on hackernews.
  • Start a startup.
    • Get acqui-hired.
  • Own a $10,000 push bike.
  • Build a next big dating app.
  • Subsription to a maker space.
  • Own a hoverboard.
  • Own a segway.
  • Own a farm.
  • Give a TED talk.
    • Or a TEDx talk.
    • OR a TED style talk at local conference.